advice to the artist's assistant that no one asked for pt. II

Never trust an artist. I worked for one who seemed so full of love. One who seemed really interested in what I was doing and how I was coming along.

They eventually asked me to be a part of a project. I was to be the subject of it, this is when the red flag should have gone up. It was to be a biography of someone finishing up grad school with hopes of having a go of it after school.

Interviews were conducted with what seemed like genuine interest, the book was published. As I finally got to read and go over the published edition, I noticed a printed letter from the artist to her publisher on the back. It was a letter stating that the artist had found her next subject for the series of biographies and here is a part of that letter:

“I met Mitchell last summer when he walked into my studio in New York, looking for a summer job. He was the shyest of my assistants, I couldn’t figure him out in the beginning and I thought this boy to be the most likely to pull out a machine gun and shoot us all.”

Phases and Stages

Side one of this album tells the woman’s side of the story. Beginning with Washing the Dishes, she’s tired of caring for someone who don’t care anymore, and Walkin’ is better than running away and crawling ain’t no good at all. Finally saying to him: Pretend I Never Happened- erase me from your mind; you will not want to remember any love as cold as mine. And then: Sister’s Coming Home, Mama’s gonna let her sleep the whole day long. Then back to the Corner Beer Joint, wearing jeans that fit a little tighter than they did before. The cycle is completed with I’m Falling In Love Again, and if I lose or win, how will I know?

Side Two, the man’s side of the picture, begins with Bloody Mary Morning. It’s been a long night in California and he’s flying home to find there ain’t No Love Around. His story continues with I Still Can’t Believe You’re Gone and It’s Not Supposed To Be That Way. With Heaven and Hell he starts his comeback, regains his sense of humor, and the man’s side of Phases and Stages is completed with Pick Up the Tempo just a little and take it on home, the singer ain’t singin’ and the drummer’s been draggin’ too long. Phases and Stages circles and cycles scenes that we’ve all seen before-listen I’ll tell you some more.

-Conceptual artist Willie Nelson

from the back cover of the album Phases and Stages